Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

How to Fix the MLS

In post-MLS Cup discussions on Twitter, complaints about the league, its decisions of locations for the MLS Cup match, and its playoff system have risen again.

Play-offs: Are they necessary?

In American society, YES. Americans love underdog stories. When an 8 seed beats a 2 seed, people eat it up (see, MLS Cup 2009 RSL vs LA Galaxy). Now I can argue that doing conference semis home and away and the conference final a one game affair is a little absurd and having seeds 5-8 a veritable wild card spot available to the 4 highest teams no matter the conference is completely unbalanced. In fact, since that system has been utilized, Eastern Conference was won the Western once and Western Conference was won Eastern twice.

Don Garber also announced during half time of MLS Cup 2010 that the playoffs will be extended to 10 teams. Theoretically, 5 seeds will play 4 in a pseudo-wild card and playoffs will continue as normal. I think that the pseudo-wild card is ok as long as it's played in a one game series and that the semi's would be played that way as well, higher seeds hosting. People want drama, and you'll get drama.

Finals Hosting

This is a simple fix. Randomize a list of all the teams that will be in by 2012, and alternate East/West. You host the All-Star Game one year, then the next you host the MLS Cup, then you go to the end of the queue.

and the most important question: How do you attract more people/viewers?

Well, isnt this the biggest Pandora's Box in US Soccer? Obviously, an improvement in officiating would make people less frustrated through matches and speak better about the league. The good folks at The Free Beer Movement have an ingenious way of attracting people of legal drinking age to matches with a free beer or three. Houston Dynamo offer promotional giveaways at nearly every game and offer promotional ticket packages, such as their winter package (2 tickets and 2 special edition scarves).

As for viewers, if you have more hype around the city and stadium and the game isn't on an absurd channel, like an alternate digital channel *ahem-Houston-ahem*, not only will you attract basic television viewers, but cable viewers will see it on their built in TV guide. Now from this, viewers won't be guaranteed, but those curious about the game will tune in though in the late season it will be in direct competition of American football.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Offseason: Who stays and who goes?

sadly, even with a Dynamo win this weekend, the Men in Orange will not advance to the post-season for the first time since coming to Houston. Upside: it gives them an extra month to rest and get in shape. Unfortunately, some of our players might not be training in orange next season. Here's MY opinion on who's going, who's staying, and who the new faces will be.

Sammy Appiah: appeared as a sub in 2 games, netted a game-winner against KC. has good pace. However, with Davis, Cruz and Ashe, I feel he won;t get much time on the field. Vedict: May stay, likely to be picked up in the Expansion Draft

Corey Ashe: What can I NOT say about this guy? he's got pace that's virtually unmatched, is starting to rack up assists and is willing to track back and help win the ball. 18 starts in 26 appearances? The kid is on his way to being a regular in the starting XI and has All-Star potential
Verdict: Stays

Bobby Boswell: A keystone to our once stalwart defense. 25 appearances of 29 games, wore the armband 9 times, Boswell is a major factor for the future of the Orange.
Verdict: Stays

Geoff Cameron: Another up-and-coming Dynamo star. Made a remarkable recover after injuring his PCL in April, 2 goals in 11 shots on goal, can play either mid or d.
Verdict: Stays

Mike Chabala: 21/29 starts, scored opening goal of the season at Dallas and the first of his career, versatile LB, not afraid to make a run. another possible Legacy player
Verdict: Stays

Brian Ching: role model on and off the pitch. despite national team disappointment, Ching went on a scoring run, only downside is his aptness for injury. Never the less, usual scoring leader for the Orange.
Verdict: Stays

Colin Clark: USMNT midfielder in 2009, plagued by ACL injuries the past 2 seasons. 10 goals and 10 assists since 2006. Havent seen much of him, but if Bob likes him...
Verdict: Unsure. Though his injuries may have VAN and POR look elsewhere

Ryan Cochrane: Since returning from San Jose, his play has been sloppy. As much as I dig, I can NOT find a redeeming minute at all this season.
Verdict: Gone

Danny Cruz: 24 of 29 games, 14 starts and gets his first career goal in his first career start. has 2 goals and 2 assists on the season. Alongside Ashe, could be a very dominant midfield duo for years to some
Verdict: Stays

Brad Davis: another high-class player on and off the pitch, venomous left foot, maestro of the free kick. 5 goals, 9 assists and has another good 5 years left in him
Verdict: Stays

Tyler Deric: First academy signing, posts a clean sheet on his first professional start. Likely to get more action next season as the reserve league returns, but I wouldnt be surprised to see him in for the 1st team.
Verdict: Stays

Andrew Hainault: The Super Ginger. 25 starts in 27 appearances, Canadian National, 1 goal, 1 assist, tenacious as heck.
Verdict: Stays

Tally Hall: 5 appearances with a shut out and a 1.6 Goal Against Average. The ladies love him.
Verdict: Stays

Richard Mulrooney: He's been a good winger the past few seasons, unfortunately, since his knee surgery he hasnt been quite on form.
Verdict: Uncertain, likely to retire.

Francisco Navas Cobo: Not much to tell about him. has 1 minute in the season. Possible starter for the last game, but he does have 5 caps for the U-20 USMNT
Verdict: Stays

Joseph Ngwenya: I like him as a striker, but since going to Turkey after the 2007 season, he just isnt on his form. 1 goal in 12 matches is not that impressive.
Verdict: Goes

Anthony Obodai: 4 starts in 6 appearances, Ghana International with loads of experience in Europe. Will likely get more playing time as he acclimates.
Verdict: Stays

Dominic Oduro: 18 starts in 26 games, tied with Ching for top goal scorer. Has certainly stepped up since 2009. Like Ashe, has virtually unrivaled pace, will be deadly for the orange for seasons to come.
Verdict: Stays

Pat Onstad: played 23 of 28 games, 4 shutouts and an unheard of 1.73 GAA. Oldest player in league history at 42. Commonly referred to as The Creator of Soccer.
Verdict: Uncertain, likely to retire annually, but continues to come back

Lovel Palmer: Jamaican International with a long bomb that rivals Ex-Dynamo Ricardo Clark. Has appeared in every game he's been eligible for and 23 starts 2 goals, and 1 assist.
Verdict: Stays

Eddie Robinson: Arguably my favorite player. 1 goal and 2 assists this season, 22 appearances and 18 starts. However, he's left 3 different games with injuries. Likely to be in his last 2 seasons
Verdict: Stays or Retires

Adrian Serioux: Another Inaugural Dynamo returned. 12 appearances and 7 starts, 2 goals and an assist on the season. His plays has been a bit sloppy after yo-yo'ing from Toronto and Dallas, and his long throw has been eclipsed by Chabala's
Verdict: Gone

Cam Weaver: 13 games, 8 starts. 2 goals 1 assist (I'm beginning to see a pattern here) a bit of an injury problem, but has been fairly consistent.
Verdict: Stays

Now as for our DP standpoint, after AEG higher-ups told Chris Canetti "Just tell us what you want" both a striker and creative mid are worth looking at. Here are my suggestions.

Wayne Rooney: Former Everton, and current ManU striker and England national. After a prostitute scandal threw him off his game this season, Rooney is looking for an out. What better out than the same league England teammate David Beckham plays for? Low publicity overseas make it possible for the young striker to re-hone his focus for the game.

Diego Forlan: Prolific Uruguayan striker that had an amazing World Cup in South Africa. Ironically left ManU right before Wayne Rooney was signed, continued on to Villarreal and now playing for Athletico Madrid. Led Uruguay to 4th place in the 2010 World Cup. If signed with Rooney, could likely be converted to an attacking/creative mid.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

aaaaand we're back

After a most Epic fail on my pc during the world cup, I finally got everything back to normal just in time to watch the Dynamo fizzle out of the playoff race and to see the roster named for October's USMNT friendlies! Hooray!

So Dynamo finally got their first win in a WHILE last weekend in DC with a fairly nice come-from-behind 3-1 result. Both Dom and interim DC coach Ben Olsen got tossed for the exchange of a handshake outside their respective technical areas.

But Thats not what I'm here for. US Soccer and Bobbo named the 20 man roster for the upcoming friendlies in October.

GK: Howard and Guzan

DEF: Bocanegra, Cherundolo, Goodson, Lichaj, Gooch, Parkhurst, Pearce, and Spector

MID: Bedoya, MB90, Edu, Feilhaber, Holden, Jones and Shea

FWD: Altidore, Deuce, Johnson

Obviously Bob's going with the 4-4-2, and a couple new faces, Lichaj, Jones and Shea, will obviously show what the future holds for the USMNT.

My prediction on the starting lineup:
GK: Howard
DEF: Boca (c), Gooch, Goodson, Lichaj
MID: MB90, Holden, Jones, Shea
FWD: Altidore, Deuce

I honestly think after the performances Jones and Shea have given for their clubs, they'll easily be in the Starting XI. Lichaj is a good selection for the back 4, as he's suitable for either LB or RB.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

World Cup Match Day 3

I feel terrible today. Technical difficulties and me staying out late last night prevented me from catching the first two matches today, both of which presented an ejection, and Ghana received the first PK of the tournament. Both Ghana and Slovenia took their matches 1-0.

Now the match I DID see most of, was Germany v Australia, with Germany being the obvious heavy favorites. Germany dissected the Soccerroo's defense with surgical precision and never looked back. Podolski kept his form from 2006 by starting the scoring for Germany from a well-placed through ball. Klose would net another goal off a header, barely beating the Aussie keeper. Germnay would go on two net two more by Mueller and Cacau to seal the Aussie's fate. Australia and Everton striker Tim Cahill would get a straight red in the 56th minute for a reckless challenge on Bastien Schweinsteiger.

Germany certainly put on a display against the Aussie's, proving that they're the team to beat in Group D.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

World Cup Match Day 2

Well, games started early this morning, but I deferred to sleep in instead of watch Greece and South Korea. Sadly, this was a good idea due to Greece playing like shit and South Korea kicking their asses.

Nigeria v Argentina

Everyone thought Argentina would just run rough-shot over Nigeria, due to Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez up top. Oddly enough, the only goal came from Heinze: a defender. The Nigerian keeper kept them in the game and continually denied Messi throughout the match.

and the big match of the day: USA v England

The BIGGEST match of the opening round and continually hyped for the past 6 months. England same out strong and struck in the 5th minute, catching the US defense and Rico Clark napping. Capello pulled King in the 31st minute, I mean seriously, he may have had a yellow already, but thats just stupid. Clint Dempsey pulled the US back with a screaming shot and Robert Green just fumbled the save. Through the second half, the US looked like the better team. Altidore almost put the US ahead, but Green got saved by the post.

All in all, a 1-1 tie against England is an amazing result. More to come tomorrow.

Friday, June 11, 2010

World Cup Day 1

Told you I'd write a daily wrap-up of the World Cup, so here it is.

Opening Match: South Africa v Mexico

Mexico started strong the first half, but Khune's heroics between the pipes kept RSA in the game. Mexico had an almost-guaranteed lead towards the end of the half, but it was called back for a quite rare offsides call, with the goalie being the second-to-last opponent.

Second half, RSA came out with spirit. Tschabalala (I honestly enjoy saying his name) put Bufana Bufana up in the 56th minute on a gorgeous breakaway goal, finishing in the upper 90. Mexico would tie it back up a little while later off a short corner, crossed to Marquez. Mpene would have one last chance in the 90th minute to give RSA the full 3 points, but would be denied by the post.

Match 2: Uruguay v France

Uruguay controlled this game the whole time through their defense. There were no solid scoring chances until the 2nd half, when Theirry Henry subbed on for Nikolas Anelka. Uruguayan Nicolas Lodeiro debuted in the 63rd minute, but would see his debut only last for 16 minutes, before retiring to the locker room early. Uruguay still controlled their third of the pitch and kept Ribery, Henry and France's attack harmless.

I'll be back tomorrow with the recap of the day, and a special edition for USA v England.

THE YANKS ARE COMING!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I'm a horrible blogger.

its been a month, and I feel bad about not blogging. heres a quick recap.

Chicago: loss, and G-Cam out for the season. Fuck.

Wizards: Floodgates open and we wreck shop 3-0.

Dallas: Somehow, we lose at home to Dallas. WTF?

Chivas USA: 2-0 once again, we are the Men Who Score on Goats.

I'm tired of this win-loss-win-loss ping-pong game of excitement and disappointment. Speaking of disappointment, Seattle lost to LAG at HOME 4-0. Thats pretty awesome there Keller.

Ngwenya is still to be released as well. This is starting to get ridiculous.

Houston plays DCU next week at home. Ironically on a win side of the Pattern from Hell, but its DCU and they havent played all that well this season.

Edit: Uh, so yesterday I thought it was still LAST WEEK. Dynamo play DCU this Saturday at the Rob.

And USMNT: The 30 man roster was announced with the exclusion of CD9. I think it was partially to the blame of Sochaux, whose president did say something to the effect of Davies wont play for the rest of the season. It would have been easy to give him a call up to test his fitness against everyone else, but then there would be a match fit striker sitting at home crying because Charlie got the call up at not him. My guess is that striker would have been Buddle.

Next week catch me on Winning Ugly Radio for the first time ever! Lets hope I dont blow it.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Men Who Score On Goats

That should be a new spin-off movie documenting the Dynamo success against Chivas USA.

Well, Ngwenya was a no-go for yesterday due to his transfer papers being held up. FIFA's trying to get that pushed along as quickly as possible. Mullan played up front with Oduro instead. Ashe, Cameron, Davis and newcomer Lovell Palmer filled the midfield, and the Usual Suspects held up the back like and the pipes. G-Cam got the scoring started in the 12th with a nice goal, but Lovell Palmer netted a howler in the 28th(?) that is destined for Goal of the Week and the highlight reels. Oduro put the nail in the coffin in the 2nd half with a tap in, delivered by Mullan.

Seriously, where was this team last week against LA? Its not that LA is the FC Barcelona of the MLS, its like Houston decided to roll over in that game. Now that they have a proverbial fire lit under them, they should start gaining momentum and winning some games.

Speaking of fire, Houston Dynamo play Chicago Fire next weekend in Chicago.

The EPL title race has been blown wide open, with Chelsea and Arsenal losing and ManU getting a last second goal to put them over City. Since I'm a fan of the Red Devils, I still think ManU is gonna take the title this year.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Better news than Ngwenya...

WE'RE GETTING A STADIUM!

that is all.

Ngwenya offered a contract

Just as I speculated Saturday with the ejection of Landin, Joe "El Pantera Negra" Ngwenya was offered a contract today. Now all we wait on is if Turkish club Antalyaspor will release him. I'm just glad Dom and the rest of the staff recognized how well he can still play.

Also, it came to my attention that Blogger didnt like how I tried to put in links, so I'll repost.

Champion Soccer Radio Network
Ginge Talks The Footy
Winning Ugly
The American Soccer Show

Monday, April 12, 2010

Well, this is awkward....

uh, so yeah, its week 3 and I'm finally getting back here. (Bad blogger, bad!) so here we go.

New CBA! :D So the season actually commenced!

Week 1 (Houston at FC Frisco)
CHEWY SCORED! and then Cunningham scored. Oh well, we still came out of Frisco with a point.

Week 2 (RSL at Houston)
Olave got his ass saved. Landin can dive like an Olympic Champion, and Brad Davis can put away a PK like no other. Defense was a little disappointing by letting in a goal first, but hey, we still came away with 3 points.

Week 3 (LAG at Houston)
First game I attended this season :D Sadly, first game they lost as well. The blaming of Ginge commences. Met up with some of the American Soccer Show crew there, Commie of "Fauxhawks Never Die" on tumblr, and Brian Zygo of 1560 The Game's Orange Slice show. Aside from that, defense blew it. lost 2-0, and I still hate Edson Buddle.

Houston also has Joseph Ngwenya of 2007 MLS Cup fame coming back for a week on trial. With Landin out this week, Ching out for a while due to injury, and well, Killer Cam being questionable as always, I think he will be signed and soon Landin going back to Mexico.

Dynamo host Chivas USA next week. Will be at home watching it.

Also, I will plug my new-found friends blogs, check these out.

http://www.winninguglyradio.com
http://www.gingetalksthefooty.com
http://www.americansoccershow.com
http://www.csrnusa.com

Hope to be a panelist on Winning Ugly one day. I wanna talk shit about players and WAGS lol

Ok, this post was weak. I promise it'll be better next week.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

What to expect from me

As I wrote my first post, I didn't write what you should expect from Rhymes with Orange. Its pretty simple to put two and two together about a soccer blog. I'm gonna write about Houston Dynamo news. New signings, what I think the match-ups will be on the games, injuries, and my own match reports. I'll also have National Team posts ESPECIALLY when we get to World Cup. Everyone's welcome to comment and add their opinions. So keep a look out on here and talk about the Dynamo. I have a good feeling about this season.

First post.

So, MLS starts in a matter of weeks, Word Cup 2010 in 98 days and counting, and there's still a Player's Union discussion going on. Seriously you guys? MLS Brass needs to man up and pay the players more. I mean, every other sport pays RIDICULOUS salaries for rookies and smaller name players. I realize those are more "mainstream" sports, but seriously, you can get just as drunk and watch soccer. Ask the Texian Army.

Ok, so the USA played the Netherlands yesterday. De Jong shoulda been thrown out quicker than Rico Clark did after he kicked Carlos Ruiz. Stuie's out 6 weeks at Bolton for a broken leg too. Oh, and for Rico, he still hasn't seen field time. Kind of a bust for that Germany move, eh?

The Men in Orange went on a college tour and solidly beat every team they played. (group: No shit.) But if I remember right, Tyler Deric let in a goal. Way to blow the shut-out (j/k). The midfield doesn't look like the wreckage we thought it may be after the departure of Stu and Rico, and E-Rob rejoining the back 4 makes it just as strong in the championship runs a few years ago.

Speaking of Championships, how come we have 2 cups and still no official "I'm not gonna share, neener neener" home for the Dynamo? I realize there's talks with a private investor for the Galleria area and the city/county/sports authority for the East side location, but talk is cheap. Lets get the ball (unintended pun) rolling. Also, bring the band back. Seattle has no right to say they had the first band, fuckers.